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| I was browsing and I came upon a review of The Legend of Bagger Vance that started with the following sentence:
"Films that
romanticize a sport where you dress like a mama’s boy and
whack a ball with a stick are inherently stupid."
Hilarious.
On another note, David and I have struck a deal. If I can read through the first six Harry Potter books before David receives his pre-ordered copy of the seventh, he'll give me $6. Otherwise I lose $6. The point is not that it's a lot of money, the point is that it's money period. All I need is a little concrete motivation like that to get me started. And so, I'm about to start the first book. Cheers!
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|  | Currently Watching Drugstore Cowboy By Matt Dillon, Kelly Lynch, James LeGros, Heather Graham, Eric Hull, Max Perlich, James Remar, John Kelly (II), Grace Zabriskie, George Catalano, Janet Baumhover, Ted D'Arms, Neal Thomas, Stephen Rutledge, Beah Richards, William S. Burroughs, Robert Lee Pitchlynn, Roger Hancock, Michael Parker, Ray Monge see related | I decided that, since I'm otherwise not going to post a real entry for a while, I'll post the following excerpt. It's from Watership Down, and it's the first few pages (out of 400) of the book. The rest of the book is nothing like this - this is just an interesting "just-so story" that Richard Adams put at the beginning.
Note: El-ahrairah is essentially the Lord of the Rabbits.
The Story of the Blessing of El-ahrairah (as
told by Dandelion)Long ago, Frith made the world. He
made all the stars, too, and the world is one of the stars. He made them by
scattering his droppings over the sky and this is why the grass and the trees
grow so thick on the world. Frith makes the rivers flow. They follow him as he
goes through the sky, and when he leaves the sky they look for him all night.
Frith made all the animals and birds, but when he first made them they were all
the same. The sparrow and the kestrel were friends and they both ate seeds and
flies. And the fox and the rabbit were friends and they both ate grass. And
there was plenty of grass and plenty of flies, because the world was new and
Frith shone down bright and warm all day.
Now,
El-ahrairah was among the animals in those days and he had many wives. He had
so many wives that there was no counting them, and the wives had so many young
that even Frith could not count them, and they ate the grass and the dandelions
and the lettuces and the clover, and El-ahrairah was the father of them all.
And after a time the grass began to grow thin and the rabbits wandered
everywhere, multiplying and eating as they went.
Then Frith
said to El-ahrairah, “Prince Rabbit, if you cannot control your people, I shall
find ways to control them. So mark what I say.” But El-ahrairah would not
listen and he said to Frith, “My people are the strongest in the world, for
they breed faster and eat more than any of the other people. And this shows how
much they love Lord Frith, for of all the animals they are the most responsive
to his warmth and brightness. You must realize, my lord, how important they are
and not hinder them in their beautiful lives.”
Frith could
have killed El-ahrairah at once, but he had a mind to keep him in the world,
because he needed him to sport and jest and play tricks. So he determined to
get the better of him, not by means of his great power but by means of a trick.
He gave out that he would hold a great meeting and that at that meeting he
would give a present to every animal and bird, to make each one different from
the rest. And all the creatures set out to go to the meeting place. But they
all arrived at different times, because Frith made sure that it would happen
so. And when the blackbird came, he gave him his beautiful song, and when the
cow came, he gave her sharp horns and the strength to be afraid of no other
creature. And so in their turn came the fox and the stoat and the weasel. And
to each of them Frith gave the cunning and the fierceness and the desire to
hunt and slay and eat the children of El-ahrairah. And so they went away from
Frith full of nothing but hunger to kill the rabbits. Now, all
this time El-ahrairah was dancing and mating and boasting that he was going to
Frith’s meeting to receive a great gift. And at least he set out for the
meeting place. But as he was going there, he stopped to rest on a soft, sandy
hillside. And while he was resting, over the hill came flying the dark swift,
screaming as he went, “News! News! News!” For you know, this is what he has
said ever since that day. So El-ahrairah called up to him and
said, “What news?”
“Why,” said
the swift, “I would not be you, El-ahrairah. For Frith has given to the fox and
the weasel cunning hearts and sharp teeth, and to the cat he has given silent
feet and eyes that can see in the dark, and they are gone away from Frith’s
place to kill and devour all that belongs to El-ahrairah.” And he dashed on
over the hills.
And at that moment El-ahrairah
heard the voice of Frith calling, “Where is El-ahrairah? For all the others
have taken their gifts and gone and I have come to look for him.”
Then
El-ahrairah knew that Frith was too clever for him and he was frightened. He
thought that the fox and the weasel were coming with Frith and he turned to the
face of the hill and began to dig. He dug a hole, but he had dug only a little
of it when Frith came over the hill alone. And he saw El-ahrairah’s bottom
sticking out of the hole and the sand flying out in showers as the digging went
on. When he saw that, he called out, “My friend, have you seen El-ahrairah, for
I am looking for him to give him my gift?”
“No,”
answered El-ahrairah, without coming out, “I have not seen him. He is far away.
He could not come.”
So Frith said, “Then come out of
that hole and I will bless you instead of him.”
“No, I cannot,” said El-ahrairah,
“I am busy. The fox and the weasel are coming. If you want to bless me you can
bless my bottom, for it is sticking out of the hole.”
Then Frith
felt himself in friendship with El-ahrairah, who would not give up even when he
thought the fox and the weasel were coming. And he said, “Very well, I will
bless your bottom as it sticks out of the hole. Bottom, be strength and warning
and speed forever and save the life of your master. Be it so!” And as he spoke,
El-ahrairah’s tail grew shining white and flashed like a star: and his back
legs grew long and powerful and he thumped the hillside until the very beetles
fell off the grass stems. He came out of the hole and tore across the hill
faster than any creature in the world. And Frith called after him,
“El-ahrairah, your people cannot rule the world, for I will not have it so. All
the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they
catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener,
runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your
people shall never be destroyed.” And El-ahrairah knew then that although he
would not be mocked, yet Frith was his friend. And every evening, when Frith
has done his day’s work and lies calm and easy in the red sky, El-ahrairah and
his children and his children’s children come out of their holes and feed and
play in his sight, for they are his friends and he has promised them that they
can never be destroyed.
Excerpted from Watership Down (pp. 34-37) by Richard
Adams, printed by Rex Collings, Ltd. in 1972.
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|  | Currently Watching Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (Widescreen Edition) By Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, Michelle Monaghan, Corbin Bernsen, Dash Mihok, Larry Miller, Rockmond Dunbar, Shannyn Sossamon, Angela Lindvall, Indio Falconer Downey, Ariel Winter, Duane Carnahan, Josh Richman, Martha Hackett, Nancy Fish, Bill McAdams Jr., Tanja Reichert, Jake McKinnon, Stephanie Pearson, Christopher Gilman see related | There's apparently a new show coming out called Echoes. I keep seeing ads for it on billboards, buses, etc. But something's wrong with the ones on the buses. It's like someone played an advertising joke or something. See, on the bus ads, the name is there in big letters - E C H O E S - with an eclipse where the O would be. Then there's a shot of the six "stars" of the show to the left. Only that there's not enough room, and they end up where the E and C would be. What you must be picturing now is six faces with a big E and C over them, but I've seen the ad on two different buses at relatively close range, and I'm pretty darn sure that they're just not there at all. And, well... yeah...
HOES!
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|  | Currently Watching Before Sunrise By Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy, Andrea Eckert, Hanno P�schl, Karl Bruckschwaiger, Tex Rubinowitz, Erni Mangold, Dominik Castell, Haymon Maria Buttinger, Harold Waiglein, Bilge Jeschim, Kurti, Hans Weingartner, Liese Lyon, Peter Ily Huemer, Otto Reiter, Hubert Fabian Kulterer, Branko Andric, Constanze Schweiger, John Sloss see related | Alright, here's a scenario for you: You've been doing things on your computer for a couple hours and now you have to go to class for 3 hours. What do you do with your computer? Do you shut it down? Put it on standby? Start/restart a download? Regardless of what you currently do, I'd like to present a new option to you: put your computer to work for research projects around the world!
Many research projects require a lot of computation. Using supercomputers is, of course, an option, but it's at the expensive end of their spectrum of choices (you have to buy supercomputer time and not all supercomputers can properly accommodate certain projects). So someone (SETI) started a project where personal computer users could download a program and run it during what would otherwise be idle computer time. The program downloads data from SETI and analyzes it. When it's finished, it sends the results back to SETI and downloads more data.
There turned out to be a lot more support for this kind of thing than anyone anticipated, so eventually someone realized its potential and universalized it, creating BOINC. In this system, BOINC is the manager and through it you connect to projects. And now projects are available from a few different disciplines, including biology. So if any of this sounds the least bit interesting to you, I recommend that you check it out at http://boinc.berkeley.edu. You can look at the projects available by clicking on 'Choose projects' and dragging your mouse over each project for a description.
Feel free to ask if you have any questions. I've already put in over 100 computer hours, so I'm familiar with its basic workings. The only advice I have for people who want to do it is be sure you "attach" to multiple projects - 2 is alright, but 3 is preferred (projects can temporarily run out of work, have a server down, etc.).
Hopefully this interests somebody.
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| I bet you understand how all but the first word of the title fit together. The first word is associated with the name Nemo, which is associated with the music currently playing. (Track title: Haiku)
As for snakes on a motherfucking plane, I have to say that it was one of the stupidest, tritest, most absurd pieces of cinematic garbage I have seen in recent years. But purposely so, and that makes all the difference. So go see it if you enjoy bad movies.
This week and next I get to train 3 new lab helpers in my lab, and the 2 veterans who were with me over the summer are leaving. It's tricky but kind of fun.
Btw, anyone want to go to Target (via BART) before school starts?
And if you're as bored as I am, then check out this odd research project and see some ants flying around in slowmo (the link to the video clips is on the right-hand side).
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